Need a good laugh?

Found these during spring cleaning, Enjoy

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name in my heart, I got HEART ATTACK!

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problem, he created YOU.

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,why doesn’t it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkey like you should be kept in zoo.
Dont feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you!

When your life is in the darkness, pray to God ask him to free you from darkness
And if after yoy pray and you are still in the darkness,
please pay your electricity bill!!

Tomorrow is Saturday
Teacher: I’ve canned you five times this week. What have you got to say for yourself?
Student: I’m jolly glad to know tomorrow is Saturday. *MISS!

Dirty Hands
Teacher: How dare you come to school with such dirty hands?
Student: I’m sorry, Miss, but they’re the only ones I have.?!?!

A tail
Teacher: Andrew, spell “mouse”
Andrew: M-O-U-S
Teacher: But what’s at the end of it?
Andrew: A tail!

Laugh & Cry
Teacher: Ah beng, have you ever laugh untill you cried?
Ah beng: Yes I did that last night.
Teacher: How?
Ah beng: Dad came home from work. He stepped on Banana skin which I had thrown on the floor. I laughed. My father saw me then I cried.

Grammatically Correct
Teacher: Marcus, join these two sentences into one:
Joe was cycling to school. He saw a dead man.
Marcus: Joe saw a dead man cycling to school. !!

Everything in my life

I don’t know what happened to me these few days.
Saying the wrong thing at a wrong time.
Staring blanking in the air thinking about what wrong with me.
Being indecisive with things.
Unable to do more than expected.
Not knowing how to prioritize my schedule.
Anyway if i let anyone down or offended anyone, I would like to apologize.
Feeling guilty and I like to be alone.
Self searching for my soul.
oh and to my readers, dont be so affected by my post.

Let’s give in (:

Last night I learnt something about Feng Shui.
The fact that Feng Shui changes EVERYDAY, all the while I have been thinking that feng shui changes once a year or 3 years.
In the past, I didnt really care about Feng Shui. Allowing my parents to do whatever they want in my room/house.
But I hate it when I cant position the furniture the way I want it to be. Are you one of them too?
SUX! And Feng Shui master and all the stuffs used aint cheap. If I have grown up enough, I wouldn’t ask them to buy.

Phew after so much doubt and worries, finally had a better picture and YAY~
I gona change my room hopefully ASAP!
I need a spacious and conducive room not only for me but my EEYORES as well.
HAHAHAHAHA NAHH I am just kidding.

I’m not trying to be stubborn or rebellious.
I’m grown up and I need to learn to strive for what I really want.
( whether I get it or not is another thing and doesn’t matter)
“It’s for your own good!” This phrase is soooo familiar esp in “I Not Stupid”
I have parents who doted me a lot and they dont want any danger or hurt to come to me.
Trust me, I am able to think for myself.
I know my priorities. His last wish.
Let’s give in.
Half step at a time for me.
One step at a time for him =(
Better than nothing(:
I’m glad she heard my prayers.
I’m glad she is open – minded!
Love my godma!

儿孙自有儿孙福

Let me try again

I have work so hard to come this far, there’s shldnt b any way that cld drag me back easily.
Controlling and resisting.
That phase should be over.

Everything is still in here.
Trying so hard to distract myself and to find something that can make me work towards it and be happy about it.
But it’s impossible.
Is harder than before because this time I’m serious about it.
Got to learn to put that down now temporary and move on.
Think of something better.
Easy to say, easy to think, easy to type but hard to apply, hard to do.

AGM AGM!! ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING FOR NAPLS!
LOOKING FORWARD
COUNTDOWN: 1 day!!
SAD kor can’t make it SIGH BUT WELL ~
Can’t wait to see my alumni seniors back
YAY!!
OUR Hardwork in preparing everything gg to pay off right???!!!
heheehex can’t wait !! esp __________. HAR!

what’s wrong with me? what’s the missing thing?

I don’t even have the courage to blog what I feel now.
pathetic state I am.
terrified.
i need a good laugh, a laugh that wont turn to tears.

That superman!

Big girls dont cry
a song that you sent me
the best gift you have given me
Best to apply it on fri!
But i think now i need it right NOW =’(
IS ALL YOUR FAV SONG FAULT  =/

You are my Sunshine :))

You Are My Sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You’ll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don’t take my sunshine away

The other nite, dear,
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried.

I’ll always love you
And make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me
To love another
You’ll regret it all some day;

You told me once, dear
You really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you’ve left me

Like Bro Like Sis

Attended 4E1 gathering at Hillview Regency last evening.
Appearance of the lost contact people : Mdm Chan, R.S, Z.F, O.L.L, Q.P.Y, tanty and andrew
Appearance of 3 unknown guys from 4E3 : yan cong, K.J & yong  quan :O
Had BBQ, played poka cards and pool.
Hardcore drinker gary bought the vodka mandarin.
Ended up vodka is used as a forfeit for the poka games.
Randomly mixed it with soft drinks.
Yuckesss version that I will always remember -> vodka + red bull + mayo crab
GROSS thanks to KJ!
Isabel finished the last bit of vodka and told me it is nicer if you dont mix at all =/.
Surprisingly saw my junior from Skin Food HA!
Cant even recognise her from her bangs LOL actually both of us cut bangs she is the only one who can recognise me!

难道这就是不可思议的力量？
Received my internship letter.
Don’t know whether is it a good thing or not though I am quite delighted when I opened it up.
Internship: 1mar – 17 april!
IS 23 ~ destined?

Looking forward to fri – AGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One batch after another. SO FAST! T_T

<– tagboard is UP!
no  matter where she is, what her eyes see, who her mouth talks to, what her hands typed, they  just cant beat what her mind thinks and her heart.

Hope the next one will be better

I am puzzled by your reactions to the extend that you want to die.
Maybe because I don’t know where I stands now.
Just want to figure it out.
There’s no conclusion. Sigh
We are doing something behind each other back and there’s no communication at all even if it does we are doing indirectly!
Avoid or solve?
Avoid and taking ignorance is a bliss?

The new ♥Sywong is Out!

I am madly in love with my new hair style and HAIR COLOUR woo~

阳光女孩那就是我！Heh Heh Heh

First time dying my hair

For experience, fun and beauty! wakaka

A new hair style a new look a new image

oh YAY!

=p